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A one-liner gag that gets everyone hyped at a group dating party

A one-liner gag that gets everyone hyped at a group dating party
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At drinking get-togethers like group dates, it’s common to be with people you’re meeting for the first time, so you want to lighten the mood or liven things up a bit, right?

Some of you are probably looking for one-liner gags you can use in those moments!

In this article, we’ll introduce a bunch of handy one-liner jokes, focusing on signature bits from popular comedians.

We’ve selected a wide range—from things you can slip in naturally at a drinking party to trending material.

These won’t just make people around you laugh; some can also spark conversation.

Add them to your repertoire and try them out at your next group date.

One-liner gags that liven up a group dating party (1–10)

That’s what I mean!Shoji Murakami

[Experiment] How many gags does Shoji Murakami have!? We had him actually do them.
That’s what I mean! Shoji Murakami

This is a gag where Sanma Akashiya responds to the prompt “What do you mean?” by holding a soy sauce bottle and delivering this phrase.

Shoji Murakami, who is Sanma Akashiya’s junior and serves almost like his partner, also uses this gag.

Even if you have a soy sauce bottle ready, you can’t use the gag without someone prompting you with “What do you mean?”, so the key point is how to elicit that setup.

Because it’s a gag that’s fired off quickly, almost like a mutter, it can be used casually in all kinds of situations.

A one-shot gag recommended for womenOriental Radio Fujimori

Oriraji’s Fujimori teaches a “one-shot gag even girls can do.”
A one-shot gag recommended for women Oriental Radio Fujimori

Shingo Fujimori of Oriental Radio, who made his mark with his playboy-character shtick and continues to be active on variety shows and his YouTube channel, may not be known for one-liner gags.

However, in a film festival interview, he introduced a one-liner he recommends for women.

It’s a slightly humorous response when someone asks your age.

If you’re 26, instead of answering straightforwardly, “I’m 26,” you say, “I’m 20 and 72 months.” If you lean into a cutesy tone on purpose, it might be less likely to fall flat.

Give this age-based humor a try—age is always a topic that comes up at group dating parties.

YupYasuko

Yasukko repeatedly says “Hai~”! Digest version of the curious-atmosphere ‘Torys de Evening Drinks Night Yasukko 1st One-Man Live “Kan-hai~”’ released
Yup Yasuko

Yasuko’s signature “Haiii” is easy to use in many situations—like greetings when you show up or quick interjections during a conversation.

Because it’s delivered in a loose, laid-back tone, using it at just the right moment can get a good laugh from those around you.

In Yasuko’s routines, it’s sometimes used to switch topics or scenes, so it could work when you want to forcefully change the subject, too.

It’s a relaxed word, yet it still has the power to draw attention and pivot the conversation.

Staaaff~Eiko Kano

One of the classic gags from Eiko Kano’s nightlife routine is “Staffuu~.” It’s a surefire way to liven things up if used at the right moment at drinking parties like group dates.

Even if you don’t know Eiko Kano, it’s packed with that universally relatable ‘been there’ feeling.

A one-shot gag in a commercial

Tried a one-shot gag using a commercial everyone has definitely seen at least once.
A one-shot gag in a commercial

These are one-liner gag ideas based on commercials everyone’s heard at least once.

It introduces five bits that include themes like “chocolate,” “a female doctor,” and “clam digging.” Each piece is easy to follow, and they all end with a signature pose timed to a familiar line from a commercial, so beginners to one-liner gags should find them approachable.

While this material is designed for a solo performer, expanding the dialogue into a sketch-style exchange could also make it entertaining.

Self-introductionAa Shiraki

Ahh~ that’s Shiraki’s self-intro gag with those distinctive movements.

While murmuring the phrase “Ahh~” in a low voice, she slowly spins around, and after one full turn, she brightly and clearly says “Shiraki.” From there it unfolds into a short sketch, forcibly linking the lines back to “Ahh~” and flowing into the self-introduction.

Combined with the mysterious look of the “Crew-cut Yokai Auntie,” it creates a uniquely quirky world.

I’ve just received 〇〇!Milk Boy

[Full Version] Milkboy performs the uncut version of their M-1 bit “Cornflakes” — “#Twitter Trend Awards 2019”
I’ve just received 〇〇! Milk Boy

This is a phrase Milkboy uses as an opener before getting into their manzai routine.

It leads into the line, “You can never have too much of this,” and the bit plays like they’re receiving small items from the audience—things you’d never be inconvenienced by having more of.

Choosing the right items is key: name things people tend to toss without thinking, and use that shared recognition to get laughs.

After miming receiving the items, they transition into the routine by pretending to put them in their pocket—but it’s also funny to pretend they’ve been given something obviously too big to fit in a pocket.

Endless self-introductionDonguri Takeshi

[Donguri Takeshi] Solo Act: "Self-Introduction"
Endless self-introduction Donguri Takeshi

One comedian who’s gained popularity with one-shot gags is Donguri Takeshi, who performs as a solo act.

Among his material, his self-introduction gags are perfect even for a group date setting.

In addition to his catchphrase-like shout of “Sakeru cheeese!!”, he often does a self-intro bit that links his own name to a phrase ending with the syllable “don.” For example: “On your marks, get set, go! Donguri Takeshi!!” Why not try combining a line that ends with the first sound of your own name with your self-introduction to add a dash of humor?

one-shot gagYes! Akito

[Yes! Akito] High-Quality Gag Collection
one-shot gag Yes! Akito

Yes! Akito began his career as a comedian in 2012.

He works as a solo performer, and his skill is beyond question—he even made it to the finals of the 2022 R-1 Grand Prix.

His signature style is high-energy, firing off one-liner gags one after another.

Since his material is all about quick, snappy delivery, borrowing from his repertoire is a great choice when you want to get a quick laugh and liven up the mood in no time!

Alright, I’ll let you off the hook for today.Ikeda no Medaka

Ceremonial first pitch by Yoshimoto Shinkigeki’s Medaka Ikéno
Alright, I’ll let you off the hook for today. Ikeda no Medaka

Speaking of Ikeda no Medaka, a veteran comedian active in Yoshimoto Shinkigeki, he’s known as the “tiny old man” and has a whole arsenal of gags.

If I had to pick one that would go over well at a group dating party, I’d say… it’s a tough call, but probably: “All right, I’ll let you off this easy today.” If you tailor it to the situation and add his signature tearful delivery, it can be really effective.