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Conquer “Do something funny!!”: One-hit gags that fire up the office

A Vocaloid producer who is also a music writerAraki Jakkan
I’ve worked in a variety of roles—regardless of pro or amateur settings—including live event PA, cameraman for video and photography, restaurant staff, and logistics center staff. I now spend my days as a part-time writer. I’ve contributed to music and manga websites with feature/review articles, and wrote the liner notes included as a bonus for 1st PLACE Inc.’s “IA SUPER BEST.” As for my music background, I started playing guitar in junior high and focused on band activities during my school years. For over 15 years since then, up to the present, I’ve continued releasing original tracks as a Vocaloid producer. My areas of expertise are Japanese rock, Vocaloid, and manga.
Editor-in-Chief, RAG MUSICHane Keisuke
Editor-in-chief of RAG MUSIC. JFC-certified fact-checker. After working in a music studio and handling wedding sound, joined the RAG MUSIC editorial team in 2016. Experienced with a variety of instruments: marching band in elementary school, clarinet in junior high school wind ensemble, and drums in a band from high school onward. Drawing on my own musical activities and the experience gained through my work, I produce daily articles, including various song introductions, features on music festivals around the country, and live reports. In music, I enjoy not only rock from Japan and abroad but, lately, a wide range of J-pop as well.

At company drinking parties and the like, many new hires and younger employees have probably heard someone say, “Do something funny!!” A lot of people have likely panicked when suddenly put on the spot like that.

For those who’ve never done a one-shot gag before and those who want to overcome the dreaded “Do something!!” at the next party, this article introduces one-shot gags that will liven up company gatherings! To deliver a crowd-pleasing one-shot gag, your best bet is to imitate and perform the popular, classic gags of well-known comedians.

Use these famous, sure-fire gags to get the room pumped up!

Overcome “Do something funny!!” One-liners that will hype up the office (41–50)

Hey hey, doctor

[Hey Hey Doctor] Shunshun Clinic P Full Version

Hey hey, doctor

This is a routine by Shunshun Clinic P, which became a hot topic on the show “Sanma’s Comedy Improvement Committee.” It turns out that Shunshun Clinic P is actually a practicing physician! In this bit, the comedian–doctor delivers classic “doctor-life” jokes to the catchy tune of “Hey Hey Doctor,” a melody that sticks in your head after just one listen.

The dance moves to the music are very simple too, so it’s easy to imitate! It might be even funnier—and more realistic—if done among healthcare professionals.

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I want to eat pancakes.

Yume-chan performs the buzzworthy “I want to eat pancakes” live; makes her PR event debut with a new routine as well.

I want to eat pancakes.

A gag where you repeatedly say the line “I want to eat pancakes” in time with a laid-back dance.

If you listen for a while, the laughter gradually bubbles up.

The light rhythm and the simple moves—holding one arm out to the side while moving the other hand up and down—convey a gentle sense of fun.

Since the movements are simple, make sure to draw in the people around you and slowly spread this easygoing vibe.

It seems clearest to perform it as a scene change whenever a word that evokes Harajuku appears.

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In conclusion

We’ve packed in a bunch of quick one-liner gags so you can handle those sudden requests at company drinking parties.

We’ve covered a wide range, from the latest trending bits to classic jokes that will resonate with your boss’s generation.

They’re all easy to perform, so learning a few will give you peace of mind! When someone sets you up, jump right in and deliver—go for a quick laugh!