[VOCALOID] Love Song Ranking [2026]

Huh? Ah, I see.Chōchō P91rank/position

[Hatsune Miku] Huh? Ah, I see. [Original Song] [Subtitled]

It’s a sultry girl’s song that sings about how surrendering her body to her partner is the greatest pleasure.

However, toward the end she hints at a possessiveness that won’t let go of the man, so who holds the reins is ambiguous.

The creator, Chouchou-P, is a wonderful artist who can make anything from sexy tracks to tragic love songs.

Prisoner of Lust and DesireHitoshizuku P × Yama △92rank/position

[Kagamine Rin/Len] Prisoner of Love and Desire [Original: Kagamine Rin/Len Original PV]

A story-style Vocaloid song with an exotic flair.

Created by the powerful duo Hitoshizuku-P × Yama△, who have produced masterpieces like “Bad ∞ End ∞ Night,” it was released in 2015.

It’s rhythmical yet carries a strong dark impression, and the lyrics weave a tale of cursed love.

It almost feels like watching a scene from a movie.

There are even phrases where the sound arrangement itself conveys the worldbuilding.

The section right before the final chorus is especially a must-hear.

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Araki Jakkan

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When I get home, my wife always pretends to be dead.hobo nichi P93rank/position

When I get home, my wife always pretends to be dead.

Rather than a love song, it’s a track that expresses “marital love.” To get the attention of her husband—who seems too busy with work to pay her much mind—the wife pretends to be dead and waits for him to come home.

It’s a very heartwarming song.

magnetRyūsei P94rank/position

magnet [Hatsune Miku & Megurine Luka Original]

It’s a song with a slightly sensual touch about stepping into a forbidden romance, where the situation makes both people grow more passionate.

It conveys the allure of a mature woman rather than cuteness.

It’s one of Producer Ryusei’s signature tracks and was released in 2009.

Newton DanceNayutan Seijin × Chinozo95rank/position

Newton Dance – Nayutan Seijin × Chinozo (Hatsune Miku & Flower) MV

Newton Dance, produced in 2021 by Nuyutanseijin, a vocaloid producer known for danceable, catchy tunes that stick in your head, and by Chinozo, famed for signature songs like “Goodbye Declaration.” It’s a rhythmic electro track that makes you want to move, a dance number that lifts your spirits.

The lyrics, depicting the bittersweet state of being more than friends but not quite lovers, are highly relatable.

It’s the perfect piece for when you want to forget your love troubles and just get hyped.

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mutō

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