Recommended for Christmas messages! Funny humorous card ideas

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When sending Christmas cards or messages, classic phrases are great—but how about surprising someone with a funny line that makes them chuckle? A dash of humor can warm the recipient’s heart and leave a special impression that’s a little different from the usual.

Add a playful touch to messages for friends, family, or coworkers, and your joyful Christmas memories will become even more vivid.

Here, we’ll share Christmas message ideas that deliver smiles—from ready-to-use lines to easy-to-customize phrases.

Recommended for Christmas messages! Funny humor card ideas (21–30)

pun

I will send you a present for Christmas!

For now, if you just want the card, this is perfect.

And when you’re giving a gift, use a different message!

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For friends

It’d be nice if Santa came to visit us grown-ups too!

You can really feel the heartfelt wish, “Santa, please come to us adults too!” Why not pair it with an extra-special gift?

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Recommended for Christmas messages! Ideas for funny humor cards (31–40)

For friends

I meant to choose this year’s present seriously.

Recommended for those who prepare slightly unusual gifts every year! That said, why not try sending it along with something quirky again?

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pun

Another Christmas this year—spending it alone and getting it over with!

This one somehow puts a bright spin on spending Christmas alone.

Turning it into a pun actually makes it all the more bittersweet.

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For friends

Merry Christmas! It’s about time you got yourself a partner! My gifts are only good through this year!

It’s a message that also carries a note of encouragement, like: “Do your best so you can get a present from your sweetheart next year!”

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pun

I’ll get the cake made by Christmas!

Perfect for parents working hard on their Christmas cake.

A great line to use in exchanges with mom and dad friends.

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For friends

Merry X’mas! We’re both spending Christmas alone, but let’s do our best next year!

We’re both having a lonely Christmas, but next year let’s spend it with a special someone! How about sending this to friends you’re spending the day with?

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