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Recommended for Christmas messages! Funny humorous card ideas 10 years as a kindergarten teacher / elementary school teacher / junior and senior high school teacher / childminder kepiko Graduated from Kunitachi College of Music, Faculty of Music (now: Department of Music Culture and Education, Early Childhood Music Education major). In elementary school, my homeroom teacher was Jun Kusaba, a game researcher. After graduating from university, I worked as a kindergarten teacher for 10 years and as an after-school childcare instructor for 7 years, then took a position as a music teacher at an international school in Singapore. In addition to music education, I engaged in activities that introduced Japanese culture, traditional games, and recreational activities, working with many children. Later, through freelance writing, planning, and editing at Shogakukan, I met many delightful adults and experienced the joy of communicating and sharing. Drawing on the perspective cultivated in the field of education and my experience as an editor, I provide practical information with an emphasis on both input and output, mainly in areas related to music and children. My hobbies include instruments, singing, handicrafts, toys, drawing, traditional games, the outdoors, and books. My special skill is spinning-top tricks.
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When sending Christmas cards or messages, classic phrases are great—but how about surprising someone with a funny line that makes them chuckle? A dash of humor can warm the recipient’s heart and leave a special impression that’s a little different from the usual.
Add a playful touch to messages for friends, family, or coworkers, and your joyful Christmas memories will become even more vivid.
Here, we’ll share Christmas message ideas that deliver smiles—from ready-to-use lines to easy-to-customize phrases.
Table of Contents Recommended for Christmas messages! Funny humorous card ideas Ate too much cake? It’s fine—this is just my winter fat reserves. Please prioritize practicality over sentiment when it comes to gifts. As a proud representative of adults, I’d rather have more sleep than presents. Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! …My wallet is having a Merry “Kurushimasu” (a pun: ‘kurushii’ means painful, so “Merry Suffer-mas”). Merry Christmas! Sticking with the style of buying my own presents again this year. This year’s present is… my existence (no returns) It’s that time of year again when I eat cake and blame it on ‘happy weight.’ If it snows, it’ll be a romantic white Christmas—well, as long as it’s not a workday. Please put an Amazon gift card in the socks. Let’s go with the zero-calorie theory for Christmas cake. Merry Christmas! Santa has prepared an adults-only present for us called “work,” hasn’t he? May your fun be large and bills be small this year. Merry Christmas! Finish beating/clearing everything by Christmas Merry Christmas! Have you been good? Tonight, let’s forget about our waistlines, eat to our heart’s content, and have the best Christmas ever! Santa seems to be busy this year, so I’ll deliver the laughs instead! Suffering-mas on Christmas! Take it easy for Christmas Merry Christmas! Your present should have arrived in the form of my joke! The fun part of Christmas when you’re a kid is that you don’t have to pay for the presents, right? Merry Christmas! Is Christmas romantic? Can you eat that? Christmas? Yep, it’s the day you can legally eat cake, right? Merry Christmas! Your smile is the best decoration. Merry Christmas! Another cheerful solo party this year Merry Christmas! Your laughter is the best soundtrack of the year. For this year’s gift, is friendship okay? (Priceless) It’s cold, but my hype is higher than the snow! I can’t believe it’s already Christmas; we’re getting older, aren’t we? I will send you a present for Christmas! It’d be nice if Santa came to visit us grown-ups too! I meant to choose this year’s present seriously. Another Christmas this year—spending it alone and getting it over with! Merry Christmas! It’s about time you got yourself a partner! My gifts are only good through this year! I’ll get the cake made by Christmas! Merry X’mas! We’re both spending Christmas alone, but let’s do our best next year! Merry Christmas! May happiness find [name/nickname] spending Christmas solo! I’m sure that Santa Claus has got life figured out. He only visits us once a year. Merry Christmas! Santa won’t be coming this year… He died laughing when you said you been a good girl. Have a Merry Christmas The best thing about being a kid at Christmas is not having to pay for all the Christmas gifts. Merry Christmas! There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. They say that Christmas is for children. But we adults can enjoy Christmas too, until we see the credit card bills. Merry Christmas! Shall we just breeze through the Christmas party? Christmas is only once a year, which is what I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas! Is Santa Claus starting to look younger? That means you are getting older. Merry Christmas! It doesn’t matter if you’re spending Christmas alone! As long as you have fun, it’s all good! Happy Merry Christmas! Thanks for rescheduling your Christmas break to March so you could work this holiday season. Merry St. Patrick’s Day! Let’s try not to overeat even at Christmas! Recommended for Christmas messages! Funny humor card ideas (1–10) Ate too much cake? It’s fine—this is just my winter fat reserves. To get through the winter chill, it makes sense to take measures from the inside out, right? Here’s a message that frames those cold-weather measures as an excuse to enjoy an event.
It focuses on how overeating Christmas cake stores up calories and fat—and insists that it’s all just part of winter prep.
It conveys a positive attitude: enjoying the festivities while building up the strength to survive the season.
The confident claim that it’s killing two birds with one stone gives it a comical feel.
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Please prioritize practicality over sentiment when it comes to gifts. A common idea is that when you receive a gift from someone, you’re happy not just about the item but also about the thought behind it.
This message deliberately ignores that emotional side and cheekily asks for something useful.
It prioritizes practicality, with the feeling being a nice bonus if it’s there—raising the bar for gifts from the recipient’s perspective.
By flipping the standard notion that “gifts are about the thought,” it conveys a sense of humor.
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As a proud representative of adults, I’d rather have more sleep than presents. Merry Christmas! Many people probably feel short on time as various things pile up, both at work and in their private lives.
This message is perfect for those who are always short on time and plan their days by cutting into their sleep.
Christmas is synonymous with gifts, but here it expresses a serious reality by saying that what they want even more is sleep.
Many adults will likely relate, so anyone who receives this message might find themselves smiling.
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Merry Christmas! …My wallet is having a Merry “Kurushimasu” (a pun: ‘kurushii’ means painful, so “Merry Suffer-mas”). At Christmas, we tend to buy presents and indulge in gourmet treats, so we often end up spending a lot of money.
This message comically captures that tendency to splurge in a way many people can relate to.
The more eager we are to celebrate, the tighter our wallets feel—an all-too-real situation everyone experiences.
The deliberate use of humor is a key point, and it also carries a positive feeling of wanting to enjoy the season anyway.
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Merry Christmas! Sticking with the style of buying my own presents again this year. When we were kids, we looked forward to presents arriving, but once we become adults, Christmas gifts stop showing up.
This message expresses that change while conveying a desire to enjoy the holiday in our own way.
Instead of waiting for presents to arrive, it’s about buying them ourselves and actively enjoying the event.
There’s a humorous tone, too—almost like putting on a brave face—since choosing for ourselves means we can get exactly what we like.
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This year’s present is… my existence (no returns) A present isn’t just the item itself—it’s also the feelings behind it that make it special, right? This is a message that focuses on that emotional side of gift-giving and expresses it boldly.
It conveys the confidence that one’s very presence is a gift in itself—and that alone will surely make the other person happy.
The fact that there’s no physical gift and they’re deliberately trying to get by on feelings alone, and doing so with confidence, is what makes it comical.
It might even be a strategy you can use when you didn’t manage to prepare a present in time.
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It’s that time of year again when I eat cake and blame it on ‘happy weight.’ Cake is a must for Christmas, but the downside is that eating too much can make you gain weight.
This message intentionally frames that downside positively, helping you focus on enjoying the event.
If you ate enough cake to gain weight, it means you enjoyed the event that much—it’s not just gaining weight, it’s gaining happy weight.
The phrase that “this season has come around again” is also a key point, showing that we always go all out and enjoy events to the fullest.
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