Maximum the Hormone Popular Song Rankings [2026]

Toilet-sandal danceMakishimamu Za Horumon31rank/position

[MAD] Toilet Sandal Dance - Maximum the Hormone

Many of you might recognize it from the gum commercial that opened with footage of monkeys headbanging.

It’s Maximum the Hormone’s “Benjo Sandal Dance.” It’s an incredibly catchy track that makes your body—no, your head—start banging on its own.

It was also used as a support theme song for the movie Kick-Ass 2.

It’s a song dedicated to the toilet sandals that Maximum the Ryo-kun loves.

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Black ¥ Power G-Men SpyMakishimamu Za Horumon32rank/position

[Hormone] Tried playing “Black Power G Men Spy” on bass

Bassist Ue-chan in all his glory! A rhythmic number with razor-sharp, clanking slap bass shining through.

The lyrics are a bold declaration of war against those who flaunt their power, carrying a strong message that truly embodies what a rock band is all about.

ROLLING1000tOONMakishimamu Za Horumon33rank/position

Maximum the Hormone – ROLLING1000tOON [Bass Cover]

It’s a track that was also released as a single and was specially written for the anime Airmaster.

Because it was intended for the anime, it was apparently made under a “no death growls” restriction.

As you can tell from the full version, perhaps as a way to blow off that frustration, there’s unabashed shouting in the C melody section that doesn’t play in the anime.

Rock ‘n’ Roll ChainsawMakishimamu Za Horumon34rank/position

Maximum the Hormone – Rock ’n’ Roll Chainsaw Guitar Cover

A track that starts off so peaceful you’ll find yourself wanting to check, “Huh? Is this really a Hormone song?” But midway through it launches into a raging progression with tempo changes and heavy parts, making it an intriguing piece whose twists are impossible to predict on first listen.

Grade 8: The BeamMakishimamu Za Horumon35rank/position

8th Grader The Beam Guitar cover

Basically silly, but a song that channels the pent-up frustrations of real middle schoolers.

The overall vibe is pop, yet the guitar riff is insanely fast, giving it a technical edge.

Incidentally, Ryo-kun from Maximum the Hormone apparently seriously thought, “This song could land us a Shinken Zemi commercial.”

kitchen knife, scissors, box cutter, knife, dagger, awlMakishimamu Za Horumon36rank/position

Frieza tries banging on a kitchen knife, scissors, a box cutter, a knife, a dagger, and an awl

A single track.

It’s characterized by an exceptionally long title, which is nothing unusual for them.

A cool song with a fast two-beat and a slick off-beat guitar after the second chorus.

The title strings together the names of blades, but the flow of the pronunciation is pleasing when spoken, showcasing a sharp sense of catchiness.

Grip it!!!!!!!!!Makishimamu Za Horumon37rank/position

Sea of Japan Series <Fukui Day 2 Digest> Maximum the Hormone × MAN WITH A MISSION

A newly recorded version of a staple song from the early days of their career.

It became a major topic among fans when Ryokun took a liking to a fan-made MAD video and, in a classy surprise, invited the uploader to a live show for free.

The Claim Of Youth 2Makishimamu Za Horumon38rank/position

Maximum the Hormone – The Claim of Youth 2 (guitar cover) || ryanshreds

Included on the 1999 album “A.S.A.

Crew.” A four-piece rock band from Tokyo formed in 1998.

This track, featured on their debut album, is connected to their first single.

The sound is on the lighter side and is recommended for fans of West Coast–style hardcore.

falling jimmyMakishimamu Za Horumon39rank/position

MAXIMUM THE HORMONE – falling jimmy

The song is titled “folling jimmy,” but when you sing it, it sounds like “Chiemi Hori.” In fact, that’s actually how they sing it (lol).

If you look at the lyrics, some parts are censored.

When her illness was announced, HORMONE performed this song and sent it as a message on social media, which also became a hot topic.

It’s a playful track that’s very much in HORMONE’s style.

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Slap (and kick) a sow’s assMakishimamu Za Horumon40rank/position

[24] Maximum the Hormone 'Slap and Kick a Sow’s Butt' (with lyrics) Tried playing it on guitar — MAXIMUM THE HORMONE

An overall high-speed, adrenaline-charged number.

It seems they always play it at recent festival appearances, and it’s cementing its place as a new live staple.

And you know, everyone shouting and singing along to this ridiculously silly title is actually pretty great (lol).