Maximum the Hormone Popular Song Rankings [2026]

kitchen knife, scissors, box cutter, knife, dagger, awlMakishimamu Za Horumon36rank/position

Frieza tries banging on a kitchen knife, scissors, a box cutter, a knife, a dagger, and an awl

A single track.

It’s characterized by an exceptionally long title, which is nothing unusual for them.

A cool song with a fast two-beat and a slick off-beat guitar after the second chorus.

The title strings together the names of blades, but the flow of the pronunciation is pleasing when spoken, showcasing a sharp sense of catchiness.

falling jimmyMakishimamu Za Horumon37rank/position

MAXIMUM THE HORMONE – falling jimmy

The song is titled “folling jimmy,” but when you sing it, it sounds like “Chiemi Hori.” In fact, that’s actually how they sing it (lol).

If you look at the lyrics, some parts are censored.

When her illness was announced, HORMONE performed this song and sent it as a message on social media, which also became a hot topic.

It’s a playful track that’s very much in HORMONE’s style.

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Slap (and kick) a sow’s assMakishimamu Za Horumon38rank/position

[24] Maximum the Hormone 'Slap and Kick a Sow’s Butt' (with lyrics) Tried playing it on guitar — MAXIMUM THE HORMONE

An overall high-speed, adrenaline-charged number.

It seems they always play it at recent festival appearances, and it’s cementing its place as a new live staple.

And you know, everyone shouting and singing along to this ridiculously silly title is actually pretty great (lol).

Uehara ~FUTOSHI~Makishimamu Za Horumon39rank/position

Uehara ~FUTOSHI~ – Maximum the Hormone

A track that features our bassist Ue-chan.

The lyrics candidly sing about him.

In addition to incorporating a parody of his beloved Red Hot Chili Peppers, the bass in this song is played with slap technique nonstop from beginning to end, without missing a single moment.

Spirit spirit spirit spirit spirit spirit spirit spirit, demon demon demon demon demon demon demon demon.Makishimamu Za Horumon40rank/position

Maximum the Hormone – SpiritSpiritSpiritSpiritSpiritSpiritSpiritSpirit DemonDemonDemonDemonDemonDemonDemonDemon

This song was released in 2004 on “Hōchō, Hasami, Kattā, Naifu, Dosu, Kiri,” and it’s also included on the following year’s album “Rokkinpo Goroshi.” Anyway, the title is long (lol).

The lyrics are mostly just repeating “rei” (spirit) and “ma” (demon).

The title is a bit, well, you know, but among Hormone’s tracks it’s a very bright pop song.

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Beauty Kill-seumMakishimamu Za Horumon41rank/position

[Maximum the Hormone] Beauty Killseum [I tried playing it] Re-upload

This is a quintessential, straight-up loud rock ultra-heavy track.

It’s a song metal fans won’t be able to resist.

That said, it’s not just loud rock all the way through—the hip-hop-style section in the middle reminds you that Hormone never plays it straight, and as a fan I’m constantly captivated.

Healthy BobMakishimamu Za Horumon42rank/position

Maximum the Hormone “Healthy Bob” guitar cover

The second title with “Bob” in the name—known among Hara-Peko fans as part of the “Bob Series”—is Healthy Bob, the sequel to the previous Abara Bob.

It’s included on the 2004 album Crap Record.

Though the track charges forward with an aggressive feel, it’s actually a song about dieting.

The lyrics come off like someone who’s health-conscious and restricting their meals.

Listening to it might make you think you should go on a diet, too!

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