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[Retirement Scam P] What Is the Ranking of Popular Songs by SLAVE.V-V-R?

[Retirement Scam P] What Is the Ranking of Popular Songs by SLAVE.V-V-R?
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[Retirement Scam P] What Is the Ranking of Popular Songs by SLAVE.V-V-R?

The Vocaloid producer SLAVE.V-V-R, who declares retirement with every new song post and for some reason always fails to retire—earning the nickname “retirement scam P.” In 2019, “I’ll Punch You 8,759,632,145 Times with This Piano” hit a million views, and in 2023, “N’a’a’a” also reached a million, making his name widely known.

His trademark is smooth English pronunciation using VOCALOID, and that one-of-a-kind singing voice captivates fans.

This time, we’re introducing a ranking of SLAVE.V-V-R’s most popular songs!

[Retirement Scam P] What Are SLAVE.V-V-R's Most Popular Songs? Rankings (1–10)

If it’s a double suicide, then after the piano is brokenSLAVE V-V-R1rank/position

If It's a Double Suicide, Do It After the Piano Breaks / SLAVE.V-V-R feat. Musical Isotope Haru
If it's a double suicide, then after the piano is brokenSLAVE V-V-R

Starting activities in 2014, SLAVE.V-V-R is a Vocaloid producer known for signature tracks like “I’ll Punch You 8759632145 Times with This Piano.” Released on April 9, 2023, “If We’re Going to Die Together, Let It Be After the Piano Breaks” is a number whose piano intro leaves an impact with its sense of dissonance.

Its complex song structure and relentless, driving melody create an addictive quality that makes you want to listen again and again.

It’s a brisk, exhilarating Vocaloid track that highlights piano phrases—unsurprising given the artist’s background attending jazz piano classes from a young age—and we encourage you to pay special attention to them.

Nn… ah… ah.SLAVE V-V-R2rank/position

If you want to hear Hatsune Miku’s sexy whisper voice, this is the one.

It’s a track by SLAVE.V-V-R—famous for those video descriptions that declare retirement every time and fail every time—released in 2021.

You’ll be drawn in by the mature piano and the punchy guitar riff.

The “super good guitar solo” is another highlight.

But the biggest feature has to be the vocal work.

Miku sings in a whisper, and it’s unbelievably cute.

And… I won’t say it here, but this is a Vocaloid song you really need to listen to all the way to the end.

LaVI-BavellabionSLAVE V-V-R3rank/position

LaVI-Bavellabion/SLAVE.V-V-R #manosaba
LaVI-BavellabionSLAVE V-V-R

If you like Gothic-style works, be sure to check this out! Vocaloid producer SLAVE.V-V-R’s “LaVI-Bavellabion” was released in April 2024.

It was created as the theme song for the adventure game “Witch Trial of the Magical Girl.” The majestic tone built on a band sound is striking, and the foot-stomping rhythm you can also see in the MV is addictive.

The enigmatic lyrics are said to be written in a language called “Fixmerge.” In the YouTube comments, SLAVE.V-V-R themselves provide a brief explanation of its meaning.

Use that as a reference and try exploring the worldview of the lyrics!

MAdEaR MAdEaRSLAVE V-V-R4rank/position

MAdEaR MAdEaR/SLAVE.V-V-R #manosaba
MAdEaR MAdEaRSLAVE V-V-R

A hard rock number released by SLAVE.V-V-R in January 2025.

It’s used as an insert song in the game “Magical Girl Witch Trial,” and the lyrics are written in a language called “Fixmerge.” The cool, dark-fantasy-inspired sound arrangement pairs perfectly with ROSE’s powerful vocals! It’s a dynamic Vocaloid track—be sure to experience it with your own ears.

I’m going to punch you 8,759,632,145 times with this piano.SLAVE V-V-R5rank/position

In the song “I’ll Beat You 8,759,632,145 Times With This Piano” by SLAVE.V-V-R, the vocalist is Iroha Nekomura.

Overall, it feels as if it’s proclaiming that both this world and I are crazy.

The lyrics seem to depict parallel worlds through double meanings.

Not only is it mainly in American English, but I also think the rhythmic structure feels American.

If we’re going to die together, let’s do it in the VIP room.SLAVE V-V-R6rank/position

Original Song #8 by V.I.P: “If We’re Going to Double Suicide, Let’s Do It in the VIP Room”
If we’re going to die together, let’s do it in the VIP room.SLAVE V-V-R

An emotional track that portrays the bond between the five musical alter egos and their listeners.

Crafted by SLAVE.V-V-R, this song features a striking sound arrangement that fuses rock and jazz.

The lyrics explore themes of symbiosis and mutual dependence that transcend the boundary between the virtual and the real.

Give it a listen when you’re feeling lonely or yearning for a strong connection with someone!

Deadly Poison Sundries Meikoya-sanSLAVE V-V-R7rank/position

Deadly Poison Sundries: Meiko-ya — SLAVE.V-V-R feat. MEIKO
Deadly Poison Sundries Meikoya-sanSLAVE V-V-R

Created to commemorate MEIKO’s 21st anniversary, this song comes from the popular Vocaloid producer SLAVE.V-V-R—well-known for their “failed retirement.” It was released in November 2025.

The seductive tones of the accordion brilliantly bring to life an unsettling world: a general store dealing in poisons.

Blending the allegorical feel of dark fantasy with a cabaret-style theatrical flair, the piece weaves these elements together to exquisite effect.

MEIKO’s commanding vocals evoke a shopkeeper who is both eerie and irresistibly alluring.

The pinned comment on YouTube reportedly shares behind-the-scenes stories, so be sure to check it out after listening.

Highly recommended for those seeking a grotesque yet beautiful, venom-laced Vocaloid track!

Possessiveness is a distorted paranoia that escalates from the many toward 100%, showing overreactions.SLAVE V-V-R8rank/position

Possessiveness is a distorted paranoia that escalates from the many toward 100%, showing overreactions.
Possessiveness is a distorted paranoia that escalates from the many toward 100%, showing overreactions.SLAVE V-V-R

A song by SLAVE.V-V-R, the popular Vocaloid producer known for their “failed retirement,” released with a music video in September 2025.

It’s an aggressive rock tune that races forward on a blistering BPM of 200.

A warped psychology—where possessiveness runs wild and everything in the world becomes suspect—is portrayed atop a relentlessly unfolding sound that never lets you catch your breath.

It’s a highly addictive track for when you just want to drown in sheer intensity.

Smooch. Ah… kiss and kiss.SLAVE V-V-R9rank/position

Smooch. Ah… kiss and kiss. / SLAVE.V-V-R feat. KAITO
Smooch. Ah… kiss and kiss.SLAVE V-V-R

If you’re in the mood for rock with a mature vibe, this is it! This piece by the popular Vocaloid producer SLAVE.V-V-R—well-known for their “failed retirement”—was released in January 2026.

Created as an entry for the 32nd Proseka NEXT, its standout feature is, without a doubt, KAITO’s sweet whispery vocals.

The more you listen, the more you’re drawn in—his lustrous voice is simply superb.

Experience a thrilling night for yourself!

Perorincho.SLAVE V-V-R10rank/position

If you want to listen to hard rock Vocaloid, this is it! It’s a track by the popular Vocaloid producer SLAVE.V-V-R, known for their “failed retirement,” released in October 2023.

The quintessential, high-impact rock sound really pumps you up.

And the way it transitions from whispery vocals to powerful shouts is insanely cool.

The sound has enough power to blow away any small worries or anxieties.

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