From surprising to cynical! Funny one-liners that make you laugh
Have you ever come across words in a conversation that make you nod and think, “So true!” without even realizing it?
Whether it’s a sense of humor or a unique perspective, they often reveal ways of thinking we don’t usually consider ourselves.
This time, we’ve put together a list of short, interesting sayings like that.
You’re sure to be impressed once again by the mindsets and creativity of great figures and well-known people!
We’ve gathered a wide range—from chuckle-worthy quips to more cynical lines—so we hope you enjoy them.
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From unexpected to cynical! Funny one-liners that make you laugh (1–10)
A young girl’s love is poetry. A mature woman’s love is philosophy.Hasegawa Nyozekan
Hasegawa Nyozekan was a journalist active from the Meiji through the Showa era.
Here is a famous quote he left about love.
It compares the love of a young girl with the love of women in their thirties and forties.
He likened a girl’s love to poetry and described a mature woman’s love as philosophy.
I don’t know his true intention, but the use of the word “to-shima” (an old-fashioned, somewhat cynical term for an older woman) hints at a sardonic sensibility.
Still, calling adult love “philosophy” feels like a very lovely expression, doesn’t it?
If you don’t want to meet any fools, the first thing to do is break your own mirror.François Rabelais
These ironic words were spoken by the French writer François Rabelais.
Through them, he is telling us first to correct our own mindset—the kind that calls others fools, hurls insults, and declares we don’t want to see them.
As he puts it, “break your own mirror”: the fool you see in the mirror is you yourself—the very person who calls others fools.
Before we say this or that about other people, we should make sure we ourselves are truly upstanding; it’s a sobering reminder.
Cinderella was able to become happy because she went out at night.Hideo Higashikokubaru
When you think of Cinderella, she’s a character strongly associated with the orthodox image of success—overcoming hardship to seize happiness.
Here are the words of Hideo Higashikokubaru, who deliberately phrased the factors behind Cinderella’s success in a negative light.
He points out that by throwing herself into a party—a setting she’d had no connection with until then—she created the opportunity for success, suggesting that changing one’s environment can lead to results.
Because he uses the term “nightlife,” it can sound like a strong statement that seems to condone something bad, but it’s precisely that strength that makes the phrase so memorable.
From surprising to cynical! Funny one-liners that will make you laugh (11–20)
In newspapers, the only place where you can find reliable facts is the advertisements.Mark Twain
Mark Twain is also known as the author of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, and later in life he experienced investments and bankruptcy.
These words, which convey a sense of irony toward newspaper reporting born from such failures, describe what newspapers are like.
Just as a false report of his own death once circulated, not everything in the newspaper can be trusted; he suggests we should trust only the advertisements and then think for ourselves and make our own judgments about the rest.
The anger he felt toward newspapers can be amusing, but it also makes us think deeply about the truthfulness of the news.
Love. Mistaking an ordinary girl for a goddess.Henry Louis Mencken
As the saying goes, love is blind; when our feelings are heightened, there’s a good chance we can’t see what’s around us.
This is a sharp-tongued yet brilliant quote by H.
L.
Mencken that confronts the realities of love.
Even if she appears like a goddess, she is merely an ordinary girl exaggerated by infatuation, and trusting only what you see may lead you astray.
Since our perceptions change with our emotions, these words carry a cool-headedness—perhaps even a ruthless one—suggesting that it’s better to look at reality calmly.
My hardest battle was the one with my first wife.Muhammad Ali
These are the words left by boxer Muhammad Ali, who married four times in his life.
Despite surviving countless grueling battles, he said the hardest fight of all was his arguments with his first wife.
In fact, he once raised his hand against her in the heat of an argument, and he immediately regretted it.
At first glance, the words may sound like he was afraid of his wife, but in truth, they carried the lesson that hurting others ultimately means hurting yourself.
A friend is someone who skillfully lets your secrets slip.Katherine Anne Porter
Don’t we often talk to our friends about our worries or about things we can’t easily tell others? However, the American writer Katherine Anne Porter expressed, with biting irony, just how untrustworthy friends can be.
She said that friends are the kind of people who spill secrets—perhaps she herself once had her own secrets spread around.
Hearing her words makes you think that, no matter how close and easygoing a friend may be, it’s better to refrain from sharing things that must not become known to others.