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From surprising to cynical! Funny one-liners that make you laugh

Have you ever come across words in a conversation that make you nod and think, “So true!” without even realizing it?

Whether it’s a sense of humor or a unique perspective, they often reveal ways of thinking we don’t usually consider ourselves.

This time, we’ve put together a list of short, interesting sayings like that.

You’re sure to be impressed once again by the mindsets and creativity of great figures and well-known people!

We’ve gathered a wide range—from chuckle-worthy quips to more cynical lines—so we hope you enjoy them.

From surprising to cynical! Funny one-liners that will make you laugh (11–20)

People marry for the wrong reasons and divorce for the right ones.Michiko Miyamoto

People marry for the wrong reasons and divorce for the right ones. Michiko Miyamoto

There are plenty of people who half-jokingly say, “My marriage was a mistake!” but a certain number of them actually end up getting divorced.

Writer Michiko Miyamoto shared her own take on marriage and divorce.

As the saying goes, “Love is blind”—people let their emotions get ahead of them and rush into marriage, then once their feelings settle, they regain their composure and decide to divorce.

It’s a chilling scenario to imagine, yet one that can happen to anyone, and she captures it perfectly.

All the more reason to choose marriage for the right reasons—reasons that will endure—so things don’t turn out as her words warn.

In conclusion

This time we introduced short, laugh-out-loud sayings—what did you think? From ones that make you laugh to ones that make you admire them, they really show the wit you’d expect from great figures and famous people.

If you remember some of them and use them at just the right moment in conversations with friends or family, it’s sure to liven things up!