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[Comedy Skit] A Roundup of One-Liner Gags Recommended for High School Students!

Have you ever had a friend or an upperclassman put you on the spot to do a one-shot gag? You know that panicky “What do I do?” feeling when they spring it on you out of nowhere… your heart starts racing and you get flustered.

But if you can land a solid laugh here, you’re guaranteed to become popular! In this article, we’ll introduce one-shot gags recommended for high school students.

We’ve picked a wide range—from bits by stand-up comedians to gags that went viral on video sites and social media.

Practice so you can whip one out instantly whenever someone says, “Do something!”

[Comedy Skit] A Bunch of One-Liners Perfect for High Schoolers! (21–30)

Parody of a commercial

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Parody of a commercial

There are those famous commercials that everyone knows, right? How about doing a bit that uses a memorable line or jingle from one of those ads? The one introduced here is a skit based on CHOYA’s “Sararito Shita Umeshu” commercial.

To the melody used in the ad, they stroke their own arm and say, “smooth arm hair.” I’m sure there are other commercials you can use, so why not look around and come up with your own bit? Your original routine might just steal the laughs!

A one-shot gag in a commercial

Tried a one-shot gag using a commercial everyone has definitely seen at least once.
A one-shot gag in a commercial

These are one-liner gag ideas based on commercials everyone’s heard at least once.

It introduces five bits that include themes like “chocolate,” “a female doctor,” and “clam digging.” Each piece is easy to follow, and they all end with a signature pose timed to a familiar line from a commercial, so beginners to one-liner gags should find them approachable.

While this material is designed for a solo performer, expanding the dialogue into a sketch-style exchange could also make it entertaining.

Imitating sounds with a recorder

[One-off joke] An ambulance with a recorder #shorts
Imitating sounds with a recorder

Let’s try performing a one-shot gag using the recorder that we often played in elementary school.

Simply playing a popular tune is more than enough, but if you want to show off something surprising and funny, how about recreating sounds you’d never expect to hear from a recorder? The example here is the sound of an ambulance.

It convincingly captures everything from the approaching wail to the sound as it moves away.

If you didn’t know it was a recorder, you might mistake it for a real ambulance.

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I’ll introduce a one-shot gag based on “On your marks, get set, go!” Just when everyone expects you to dash off at the signal, don’t run—stay put, march in place, and shout loudly.

Then stop on a dime and say, “Urusain Bolt” (a pun combining “urusai,” meaning noisy, and “Usain Bolt”).

The key to success is how convincingly you set up the start, as if you’re about to explode out of the blocks.

Rapid high-knee stepping on the spot will likely get laughs, too.

Finish by belting out “Urusain Bolt” to bring the house down.

Adding a creative costume is also recommended.

baseball gag

[10 Baseball Gags] Somaō Meatball’s Club-Usable Jokes
baseball gag

If there are a lot of sports fans, how about trying some baseball jokes? This article introduces a total of 10 bits, including gags that use players’ names.

Many of the jokes feature famous players, and there are also bits that even people who don’t know much about baseball can understand.

Some routines use well-known anime songs, so they should appeal to a wide audience.

Each bit is short, which makes them easy to remember—another nice plus.

If you only rely on one routine and it doesn’t land, you’ll be in trouble, so memorize plenty of short gags!

Are we drilling or not? (Kansai dialect comedic phrase)

Suchiko and Hiroshi Yoshida's “Are you gonna drill or not?” class
Are we drilling or not? (Kansai dialect comedic phrase)

How about performing the skit “Drill Sun no kai? Sen no kai?” which won first place in “Elementary Schoolers’ Choice!! The Hottest Gags Around Us! New Comedy’s Top Picks!!”? In this routine, you press a soft stick against your partner’s chest and twist it like a drill, then, at the moment that seems just right, you fake as if you’re going to drill—but don’t.

This is a bit that doesn’t work without a partner, and it’s important to keep a good rhythm and sync with them when you perform.

Some people don’t like being touched, so pair up with a close friend who’s comfortable with it.

Pain, pain, fly away

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Pain, pain, fly away

Kazato Sōgyōsai, who rapidly fires off gags on YouTube and TikTok, presents a slightly theatrical-style joke here.

The flow goes from “A little kid fell down,” to “Pain, pain, fly away!” and then lands with “4 meters 88 centimeters, a new record,” as if it were a track-and-field meet.

You think they’re talking to a child, and then it suddenly shifts to announcing an athletics record—that twist is the key to the humor.

Be sure to add variation in pacing when you try it.