Popular comedy and manzai bits that elementary school kids will love. Simple one-liner gags.
We’ve put together a collection of one-shot gags and comedy bits that are guaranteed to be a hit with elementary school kids!
This time, in addition to stand-up comedians, we’ll also introduce material from popular YouTubers.
We’ve gathered a ton—from old-school classics that always get laughs from grade-schoolers to trending routines from today’s comedians.
When performing in front of kids, the key points are to make your movements and voice big, and dive in with confidence—don’t be shy, no matter what the bit is.
Routines with exaggerated movements or songs are easy for kids to understand, so they’re highly recommended.
Use the examples we introduce as a reference, and try creating your own original material too!
Popular comedy and manzai skits that will be a hit with elementary school kids. Simple one-liner gags (1–10)
Flat-top haircut pass-through challengeGeraardon
The comedy duo Jyaradon’s Attack Nishimoto’s “Box Cut Walk-Through Challenge” is a surreal, simple routine that’s popular with kids! All you do is pass through a cutout cardboard shape without touching it, but the way he does it so seriously—and with a deadpan face as he passes—makes it really funny.
There’s no need to make the shapes complicated, so try it with something simple.
If you start a little farther away and walk fast or jog through, it adds extra suspense and excitement.
Be quiet.Chocolate Planet
Chocolate Planet, also known as Chocopla, is an all-rounder comedy duo that does sketches, impressions, rhythm bits, and more.
Many kids are probably familiar with Matsuo’s impression of IKKO and Osada’s impression of Motoya Izumi.
“Shizukani shiro” (“Be quiet!”) is a staple gag where Matsuo keeps shouting it during a sketch to get laughs.
The contradiction—that the one yelling “Be quiet!” is the loudest of all—makes it irresistibly funny.
The key is how persistently he keeps saying “Be quiet!”
I don’t really get what you’re saying.Sandwich Man
Sandwichman is the comedy duo that won the 2007 M-1 Grand Prix and is hugely popular across a wide range of ages, from kids to adults.
Their hallmark is the rapid-fire interplay of setup and punchline, delivering feel-good laughs.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about” is the signature line of Tomizawa, the boke (funny man).
I end up using that line myself when I don’t really understand what the other person is saying (lol).
Since you can slip it into everyday conversations, it’s an easy way to get a laugh.
TT BrothersChocolate Planet
The comedy duo Chocolate Planet’s rhythm skit “TT Brothers.” The sketch begins, and whenever they spot the letter T within it, they form a big “T” with their whole bodies and break into a catchy song.
It’s very simple and easy to imitate, so even those trying a quick gag for the first time can give it a go.
Create a skit around relatable school-life moments that kids know well, and get the children involved to spark a whirlwind of laughter! Costumes and wigs are also sold commercially, so it’s an easy bit to pick up from the look as well.
YupYasuko
Ms.
Yasuko, who has the background of being a former Self-Defense Forces member, is now thriving as a solo comedian.
With her charming smile and distinctive way of speaking, she’s gained widespread popularity and often appears on variety shows.
If there’s a line that symbolizes Yasuko, it’s definitely “Haaai.” She says it when she enters a scene or in between conversations, and it’s easy to imitate no matter the situation, which is part of the fun.
If you want to mimic it well, try to keep in mind a flat, slightly awkward tone like Yasuko’s.
Heeelloo!koi (nishikigoi)
Nishikigoi’s skit “Kooon-niii-chi-waaa!” brilliantly fuses music and laughter, delivering a one-shot gag that captivates audiences from children to adults.
The simple yet memorable act of greeting loudly and warmly is a huge hit with kids.
Their dynamic performance, as if overflowing with energy from head to toe, has the power to draw in every viewer.
It’s also recommended because it’s easy for children to imitate and elicits pure, carefree laughter.
stand-up comedy for childrenTime Machine No. 3
Isn’t Time Machine No.
3’s routine—rapid-fire parodies of popular songs every kid knows—easy for elementary schoolers to understand and quite popular with them? Comedy bits that children can follow are enjoyable for adults too, which means they’re great for parents and kids to enjoy together.
If you memorize these routines and perform them at school, you’re sure to become a class favorite.
Practice with your close friends and try performing in front of everyone at events like fun gatherings.
