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[Hilarious] Salaryman Senryu That Make You Laugh Out Loud: A Full Showcase of Self-Deprecating and Funny Verses

[Hilarious] Salaryman Senryu That Make You Laugh Out Loud: A Full Showcase of Self-Deprecating and Funny Verses
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Salaryman Senryu: witty 5-7-5 verses that capture the struggles of work and everyday “relatable moments.” You might find a line that makes you chuckle or one you deeply relate to.

Each year’s selections are packed with timely, era-reflecting humor.

They vividly express office truths and the at-home status of hardworking salarymen with plenty of humor—just reading them can lift your spirits.

This time, we’re introducing some of the funniest, chuckle-worthy Senryu from the collection.

Enjoy these delightful verses that will blow away the fatigue of daily life!

[Hilarious] Salaryman Senryu That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud: A Full Showcase of Self-Deprecating and Funny Verses (1–10)

In our family: the kids’ Pokémon and Dad’s Pokémon.

In our family: the kids' Pokémon and Dad's Pokémon.

Back in the Showa era, the phrase “It’s best when the husband is healthy and out of the house” was popular, and it seems that trend hasn’t really changed today.

At work, fathers toil tirelessly for their families.

Yet at home, their presence often feels faint.

This senryu captures a father’s loneliness.

If this sounds familiar, why not occasionally show your gratitude to your husband or father? It will surely blow away the fatigue he carries from his daily work.

My boss says, “Don’t come to the office,” my wife says, “Go.”

My boss says, “Don’t come to the office,” my wife says, “Go.”

This is a senryu expressing the sorrow of a salaryman caught between his company and his home as more firms switch to remote work.

The more an illness spreads in society, the more companies want employees to stay away to reduce risk.

But that means he’s at home all the time, which can feel like a burden for his wife—she’d rather he go to the office if possible.

The way these opposing views clash, and the straight-to-the-point depiction of his struggle over what to do, makes it comical.

A good wife—after ten years, she becomes the missus.

A good wife—after ten years, she becomes the missus.

I don’t recommend comparing your partner from when you first got married to who they are 10 years later.

Most people change over a decade, regardless of whether they got married or not.

Still, you might find yourself thinking, “Back then, they were such-and-such.” I think the reason your partner has changed is that the two of you became a married couple and overcame many things together.

It might be good to face that reliable partner properly.

You may come to understand things you hadn’t seen in each other, and avoid turning your home into a place where the wife is just the one “staying at home” and out of sight.

Asking AI how to use AI

Asking AI how to use AI

An AI that shows you the path to solutions just by tossing it your everyday questions has become part of many people’s lives.

Here’s a comical senryu capturing what many felt when they first started using such AI: how on earth do you use it? They want answers, but don’t even know how to use the AI—so they figure, why not just ask the AI how to use itself? It reads like a comical misstep, but the fact that it can clearly teach you how to use it also highlights the strength of AI, doesn’t it?

As I push for efficiency, I realize I’m the waste.

As I push for efficiency, I realize I’m the waste.

Japanese companies have increasingly come to see it as normal to work with fewer people and get things done without spending much time or effort, all in the name of efficiency.

At your company, you might be using tools and apps to streamline your work, too.

And with AI being used to boost efficiency, it can sometimes feel hard to keep up with the pace of change.

This senryu captures that feeling well.

Even if you feel your place in society is unclear, it’s not over as long as you don’t give up.

If you think you’re “useless” because you can’t keep up, it might help to start learning little by little whenever you have time and update yourself.

AI, do you understand my boss’s instructions?

AI, do you understand my boss’s instructions?

While working, there are times when you may not understand your boss’s instructions.

You might think, “If I check with my boss again, they might say something,” and it’s also possible that proceeding based on your own interpretation of the instructions turns out to be wrong.

It’s understandable to want to rely on AI that can answer your questions immediately.

AI built into smartphones is extremely convenient and is widely used in both work and daily life.

From senryu poems featuring AI—something unimaginable just a few years ago—you can also feel the flow of the times.

Go to the gym by car and pedal on a stationary bike.

Go to the gym by car and pedal on a stationary bike.

Recently, it’s said that the number of people doing fitness has been increasing.

Perhaps you’ve also seen more gyms opening in your neighborhood.

There are reportedly more 24-hour gyms, personal training studios, and online gyms as well.

They’re being run to match the needs of people who go to the gym.

It’s amusing that even people who go to the gym thinking they’ll “get healthier” by moving their bodies—as in that senryu—still drive there by car.

If there’s a gym close to home, walking to it would probably be better for your body.

What increases are taxes and flab; what decreases is luxury.

What increases are taxes and flab; what decreases is luxury.

In Japan, wages have hardly risen since the early 1990s.

Meanwhile, prices have gone up and taxes have increased.

For hard-working office workers, there are days when you just feel like you can’t take it anymore.

This haiku captures that feeling skillfully.

As we get older, our metabolism slows, it becomes harder to lose weight, and our bodies tend to feel heavier.

The poem humorously conveys the anxiety about added flab alongside a melancholy view of today’s Japan.

Let’s hope for a more vibrant Japanese economy going forward.

I quit smoking, yet I’m still shunned at home.

I quit smoking, yet I'm still shunned at home.

With prices rising year after year, more people are quitting smoking for the sake of their livelihoods.

It might be becoming a world where smokers feel out of place.

But it seems the character in this senryu has quit smoking… and yet they’re still treated as a nuisance, which means the cause lies with the person themselves.

No place in society, no place at home… what a truly bittersweet senryu.

This tends to happen especially to those who’ve worked hard outside the home, so I hope they’ll cherish time with their families.

Running—my finish line is the neighborhood izakaya.

Running—my finish line is the neighborhood izakaya.

It’s a senryu that makes everyone think, “What are you even running for?!” Many people start running for health or weight loss, right? Which means if you stop by an izakaya afterward and indulge in high-calorie food and drinks, all that effort goes down the drain…! But running is a really tough exercise for those who don’t usually do it.

I completely understand wanting a reward at the finish line.

This piece brilliantly captures people’s contradictory behavior and is sure to resonate with many—a wonderful work indeed.