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One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.

There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.

From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.

Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!

Classic and Famous One-Shot Gag Compilation (21–30)

It doesn’t matter.Hōsei Tsukitei

It’s got nothing to do with Kunimasa Yamazaki~
It doesn't matter. Hōsei Tsukitei

In the variety show Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende!!, during the segment “Gaki no Tsukai Court,” the gag by Hōsei Tsukitei—‘It’s got nothing to do with it’—was put on trial for its legitimacy.

The case centered on claims that this gag closely resembled another, but once the lid was lifted, it turned out the idea had actually been pulled from two different bits.

If you ever find yourself suspected of something in a conversation with friends, why not bust out this one-shot gag and turn it into a laugh? Just be careful—if the other person is serious, it might put a crack in your friendship.

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It’s a one-shot gag that uses the lyrics of the theme song “Yūki 100%” from the anime Nintama Rantarō.

Normally, the lyric would go, “What’s wrong?” but in this gag, they say “Sympathize with me” while holding out their hand.

That expectant look in their eyes really hits the funny bone, too.

You can’t help wanting to swat that hand away and say, “You’re not even down, are you?” If you’re of a certain generation, it might have reminded you of the show Homeless Child.

They also introduce a few other short gags, so if you like, use them as reference and try performing them at school.

ASICS

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Original song – Viva Bebop – Kuro

While saying, “Legs are growing out,” you mime pulling legs out of your body.

After you’ve pulled out six legs, you say, “Six legs… ASICS!” to get a laugh.

It’s a pun on “ashi” (legs) and “six,” landing on the sports brand.

Anyone who knows ASICS might see the punchline coming, but that’s exactly why the joke is easy for everyone to get.

If you perform it while wearing ASICS shoes, it ties the setup and payoff together and might get an even bigger laugh.

rhythm-based comedy bit

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Honnō-ji Incident – Explosions

Rhythm-based bits are a staple of one-shot gags.

Here, we’ll introduce five well-known, nostalgic rhythm routines: “Honnoji no Hen,” “Attakaindakara,” “Rassun Gorerai,” “Dancing Fisshon Tribe,” and “Atarimae Taiso.” They all involve using your body, so performing them should be fun.

However, some can’t be done solo, so try those with friends who love comedy.

Many of today’s elementary school kids might not know these routines, so they could actually feel fresh and new.

TT BrothersChocolate Planet

Chocolate Planet’s TT Brothers is a bit that’s fun for its catchy rhythm and movements.

The two shout “T!” while repeatedly making a T shape with their arms—a simple move that’s visually funny and addictively entertaining, which is why it became explosively popular.

When doing an impression, the trick is to keep a snappy rhythm with “T! T!” and make the movements big and easy to see.

It gets even more exciting with more people, creating a chain reaction of laughs through continuous motions.

The coordinated moves and call-and-response are also fun, making it perfect to perform as a group.

It’s a gag that energizes the crowd and instantly pulls everyone in.

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This is a gag by the comedian Hyokkori-han.

He pops his face out from various places in time with the music while saying, “Hai, Hyokkori-han.” If you sing the music yourself, it seems like a gag you could do anywhere at school.

If you’re worried it won’t come across, try wearing a tank top and glasses like Hyokkori-han!

I’m totally falling for you!W Engine Chankawaii

Kanna Hashimoto’s tsundere-style cheer makes Kan Kawai exclaim, “I’m falling for you!” New Aflac “Health Support Medical Insurance” CM: “We Want to Support Your Health: Bus” edition
I’m totally falling for you! W Engine Chan Kawai

It’s a one-shot gag by the comedy duo W Engine’s Chankawai.

In a slightly cheesy situation or when something unexpected happens, you playfully retort to the other person with, “I’m gonna fall for you!” It’s even better if you say it while gazing into each other’s eyes! There are many variations of “I’m gonna fall for you!” in different scenarios, so check out video sites for reference.