One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.
There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.
From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.
Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!
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Collection of Classic Tropes by Situation (11–20)
career womanBuruzon Chiemi
This is a gag by the comedy unit “Blouson Chiemi with B,” consisting of comedian Blouson Chiemi and the duo Brillian.
As a career woman, Blouson Chiemi delivers her signature line, “3.5 billion,” while presenting a humorous take on a woman’s way of life.
As long as you include “3.5 billion,” the pattern is limitless, so it might be fun to come up with your own version of “3.5 billion!”
Ah-han3 o'clock heroine
The female comedy trio Sanchino Heroine, who won the 2019 “Onna Geinin No.1 Ketteisen THE W,” has that addictive gag where they go “Ah-haaan” that sticks in your head once you hear it.
How about trying that? You might feel a little embarrassed, but go for it! The strength and intonation of the “Ah-haaan” are important, of course, but make sure to also do those sexy dances or poses you often see in Western music videos!
Playboy BossJaruJaru
Jaru Jaru has won numerous comedy awards for their sketches and manzai.
Their sketches, which unfold with a one-of-a-kind worldview, have a solid reputation.
Among their bits, the one that really gets people going at school is “Chara-guy Boss.” They combine everyday-life “relatable” moments and people’s names with the word “chara-guy” (a flashy, playboy-type guy).
They also perform a signature phrase at the beginning and end of the routine.
Put on an outfit that evokes a flashy guy and perform it with light, snappy choreography.
If you project your voice and deliver it with a serious expression, you’ll get even bigger laughs.
bubble jokeNora Hirano
During the era known as the bubble, when all of Japan was in high spirits, Nora Hirano appears dressed in the fashions that were popular at the time.
Her material also incorporates words and items used during the bubble era, so those who remember it feel nostalgic, while those who don’t can enjoy it as an unfamiliar culture.
Even if the culture itself is hard to grasp, her giddy appearance and confident demeanor invite laughter.
Fashion that evokes that period and the peculiar expressions you rarely hear today—crafting that world is likely the key point.
city dissNagon Hakusai
With her “yankee” (delinquent) persona, Hakuko from the comedy duo Nagone relentlessly disses people and neighborhoods.
Her character is so strong, yet she somehow feels familiar—like you could really imagine someone like her.
And her diss comedy, where she boldly teases various towns and the people who live there, is refreshingly straightforward and funny.
Even when it’s a place you don’t really know because you live out in the sticks, her way of talking makes it easy to picture—and you can’t help but laugh.
How about playfully roasting your own local town and the people around you, with a bit of affectionate ribbing?
Collection of Classic Gags by Situation (21–30)
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A two-person one-shot gag.
The setting is a track sprint.
One person plays the runner, the other is the starter.
The starter says, “Ready, go,” and the runner takes off—but then the starter continues, “—is what I’d say before you start.” As the runner tries to stop, the starter adds, “You’ve already started.” The runner keeps getting jerked around, which is hilarious to watch.
If you perform it in perfect sync, it’s guaranteed to hype up the crowd!
Fried Rice GagSatsumakawa
Satamakawa RPG, who thrives both as a solo comedian and as part of the absurdist trio “Kaiki! Yes Donguri RPG,” delivers a fried rice gag defined by sheer momentum and total immersion in character.
Just when it looks like a seasoned Chinese chef is deftly tossing a wok, he suddenly flings the wok aside and sits down.
The deep, booming lines he growls add a vivid sense of realism.
Satamakawa RPG’s surreal, slow-burn fried rice gag is perfect for anyone looking to try their hand at gag comedy.