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One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.

There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.

From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.

Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!

Collection of stock jokes by situation (1–10)

exaggerated impersonationHollywood Zakoshisyoh

Zakoshi Shō’s Over-Exaggerated Impersonation Laboratory #33.99999999992
exaggerated impersonation Harisenbon Zakoshi-sho

Among one-shot gag comedians, the especially power-type performer is Zakoshi “Hollywood” Sho.

He’s even won the R-1 Grand Prix, and his “Over-Exaggerated” series is the best.

It’s basically impersonations, but they don’t resemble the originals at all—nor does he intend them to.

It’s a style that makes great use of his funny physique, so if you think you’ve got what it takes, definitely use him as a reference.

Through-pass ChallengeGeraardon

Flat-top Haircut Walkthrough [Jelardon] #shorts
Through-pass Challenge ジェラードン

A huge hit on social media and variety shows! Introducing Gerardon’s Pass-Through Challenge.

Gerardon is known for the striking characters they play in their sketches, but this time their serious expressions really draw viewers in.

Building suspense before the start further boosts anticipation—that’s a key point.

Attack Nishimoto’s facial expressions and movements heighten the surreal vibe, while Kamichii raising the flag creates a worldview where it feels like a legitimate competition.

Give it a try yourself!

Collection of Classic Tropes by Situation (11–20)

career womanBuruzon Chiemi

Buruzon Chiemi [Arashi ni Shiyagare Ver] 2
career woman ブルゾンちえみ

This is a gag by the comedy unit “Blouson Chiemi with B,” consisting of comedian Blouson Chiemi and the duo Brillian.

As a career woman, Blouson Chiemi delivers her signature line, “3.5 billion,” while presenting a humorous take on a woman’s way of life.

As long as you include “3.5 billion,” the pattern is limitless, so it might be fun to come up with your own version of “3.5 billion!”

Hey hey, doctorShunshun Clinic P

[Hey Hey Doctor] Shunshun Clinic P Full Version
Hey hey, Doctor Shun Shun Clinic P

This is a routine by Shunshun Clinic P, who is a Japanese comedian, a medical doctor, and a member of the idol group Yoshimotozaka46.

He often does rhythm-based bits where he sings and dances while weaving in doctor-related jokes and medical information.

Even if it’s not medical-themed, it seems like it would get the crowd going if you adapted it into “relatable moments” from your own school.

No way, [name]!Takeru from Tokyo Hoteison

[M-1 GP 2020 Skit] Tokyo Hoteison / Puzzle-Solving
No way, [name]! Tokyo Hoteison Takeru

In one of Tokyo Hoteison’s routines, there’s this “I~ya, [blank]!” bit.

The way they say “I~ya” is insanely high-energy and funny, so try slipping it into other situations.

For example, use it when a teacher or friend says something incomprehensible or gives a wrong answer.

If you mimic their vocal tone a little, people will recognize it as “that Tokyo Hoteison thing,” which makes it easier to get the joke and even funnier.

Give it a try in your conversations with everyone.

Look that way! (Attchi muite hoi) — a Japanese children’s game phrase similar to ‘Look over there!’ used during the ‘acchi muite hoi’ game.Kubota Dash

https://www.tiktok.com/@kubotadash/video/6700124261224303873

From rock-paper-scissors to “Acchi Muite Hoi” — it’s a classic game almost everyone has played, right? Here’s a one-shot gag by solo comedian Kubota Dash that makes clever use of the “Acchi Muite Hoi” phrase.

The flow connects the final “hoi” to hoikoro (twice-cooked pork), then branches out to other Chinese dishes.

It’s important to build a clear progression starting from rock-paper-scissors, keeping a steady rhythm and steadily heightening the audience’s anticipation up to hoikoro.

Starting with dishes like hoikoro and happosai, focus on how the words sound and build your routine around that.

Ah-han3 o'clock heroine

3-ji no Heroine perform a sketch about common tropes in foreign TV dramas! The sultry “Ah-haan” works for anything — Talk show: “Valentine’s Special – Ikemen Festival.”
Ah-han 3 o'clock Heroine

The female comedy trio Sanchino Heroine, who won the 2019 “Onna Geinin No.1 Ketteisen THE W,” has that addictive gag where they go “Ah-haaan” that sticks in your head once you hear it.

How about trying that? You might feel a little embarrassed, but go for it! The strength and intonation of the “Ah-haaan” are important, of course, but make sure to also do those sexy dances or poses you often see in Western music videos!