One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.
There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.
From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.
Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!
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Classic and Famous One-Liner Gag Compilation (1–10)
Consultation for your concernsMuscle Opera-chan
This is the skit “Advice Corner” by Muscle Opera-chan, who loves weight training and opera.
In response to a question about wanting dewy, glowing skin, she says she’s careful about breakouts too… while casually showing off her biceps, which is hilarious.
She also brings up mushrooms as her advice, introducing their benefits and recommended dishes—then breaks into opera while explaining, which just makes you laugh.
I think this bit works even if you’re not muscular, so why not tweak it and give it a try?
It should’ve been possible to do something about it.Tomoda, me.
This gag is performed while singing.
Start with an emotional ballad to draw them in, then flip through a sketchbook.
Next, introduce bits that make everyone think, “That could’ve been handled better.” For example, a yokozuna retires after clashing with his stablemaster over the seasoning of chanko-nabe.
You can also pick small incidents that happened at school and spin them into material—try arranging it and performing in front of everyone.
It’s perfect as entertainment for events, too.
tongue twisterKenta Otani
If you’re good at tongue twisters, how about this quick gag? In this bit, you first show the audience an illustration, then say a tongue twister that matches it.
Many of the drawings depict things that would never happen in real life, so they’re funny just to look at, and you get excited wondering, “What kind of tongue twister will they say for this image?” If the performer puts on a serious or fired-up expression and rattles off the tongue twister at breakneck speed, that intense vibe will get laughs too.
It could be fun to come up with school-themed tongue twisters for this.
ToothAudrey Kasuga
Kasuga from Audrey’s famous “Tooth!” is a highly versatile gag—perfect for breaking a deadlock.
The lingering vibe and accompanying gesture after the “Tooth!” can really lift the mood even more.
Since it’s a classic gag everyone knows, the barrier to performing it isn’t that high, which is a nice bonus.
It tends to get a better reaction when used in moments of attention rather than in the middle of casual conversation.
Try delivering it confidently, just like Kasuga himself!
I don’t really get what you’re saying.Tomizawa from Sandwichman
This is a line that Sandwichman’s Tomizawa often delivers in their sketches, right after reacting to what the other person says.
Even though the words should be clear to anyone, the way he acts like he’s not trying to understand them makes it easy to see he’s playing a quirky character.
Rather than seriously asking back, he says it with a tone that implies “I’m not the one at fault,” which creates a nice rhythm.
Depending on what you follow this line with, you can deepen the character or move the story forward—making it a simple, versatile phrase.
GoigoisuDiane Tsuda
Originally, it was a word Tsuda from the comedy duo Diane used as a higher praise than just saying “amazing” when asked for his thoughts.
From there, it gradually became a phrase that symbolizes Tsuda—an over-the-top, momentum-only one-shot gag.
Because it’s just a simple pose with one hand spread and a short word, the punchy timing of delivering it and the pause while waiting for the reaction are what make it funny.
There are also versions where the pose is the same but the word is different, so it’s fun to try various patterns and see how people react.
GetsDandy Sakano
It’s just Dandy Sakano’s gag where he says “Gets!” while making a pistol shape with both hands.
It’s snappy, and above all it’s an extremely short phrase, so anyone can remember it right away and imitate it—that’s the beauty of it.
Adding a little prelude before it also helps build excitement.
You could say it’s one of the classic, universally known gags.