One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.
There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.
From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.
Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!
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Distinctive way of speaking & quips that don’t hurt peoplePekopa Shoinji Taiyu
Pekopa, whose punchlines never blame others, are hugely popular with kids.
Like them, punchlines that never hurt anyone will make everyone in the class laugh and create a peaceful, fun mood.
If you always try to come up with blame-free punchlines yourself, you’ll become more positive too, and even when you fail, you might still feel cheerful.
Most mistakes, after all, don’t amount to much in the end.
Let’s understand that and build a more forgiving society.
Right?
What the heck is that?Seiya (of Shimofuri Myojo)
Here’s a gag from Seiya of the comedy duo Shimofuri Myojo! It’s especially recommended for anyone whose name is also Seiya! The rhythmical delivery gets stuck in your head and you can’t help but laugh.
And the biggest highlight of this bit is the call bell on his chest! Just when you’re watching and wondering, “When is he going to use that?”, he suddenly rings it—and you can’t help but chuckle!
Tsukushi DanceChocolate Nagata
@chocopla_osada Yuno-chan tsukushi#TsukushiDanceHorsetail
Tsukushi – Chocolate Planet’s Shohei Nagata
Tsukushi Dance is a dance performed to the song “Tsukushi,” created by Shohei Osada of Chocolate Planet.
You strike “tsukushi” poses and move your body to the music.
A distinctive feature is the lyrics that go “tsuku-tsuku-tsuku-tsuku-tsukushi,” and the rhythmic beat and tempo are super catchy.
After hearing it once, it sticks in your head and makes you want to dance.
It’s sure to hype things up when you dance it with your school friends.
By syncing your breathing and moving in unison, you can enjoy it as the Tsukushi Dance.
Don’t worry.I’m wearing.Yasumura, Always Cheerful
Yasumura, known widely for the phrase “Don’t worry, I’m wearing,” is the ever-cheerful comedian behind the catchphrase originally popularized in Japanese as “Anshin shite kudasai, haitemasu yo.” He also made headlines by competing on the British audition show Britain’s Got Talent and advancing to the finals.
During that time, he performed the English version, “Don’t worry, I’m wearing.” The basic idea is the same, but the English version has a different charm.
Pay attention to pronunciation and give it a try.
It must be ◯◯!Kyu
The manzai duo Kyuu from the Titan agency has a routine called “It’s gotta be XX!” and it’s really funny.
The flow goes like this: the boke, Biro-san, says there are things that are completely different and names two seemingly unrelated words, like “the Grim Reaper and pizza.” Then the tsukkomi, Makoto Shimizu, replies with a subtle commonality: “They both use a scythe, right?!” It’s a bit you laugh at while also admiring how well-crafted it is.
Another key to the humor is Shimizu’s dead-serious expression when he delivers “It’s gotta be XX!”—and don’t miss that sharply pointed finger!
Poon poonEXIT
EXIT, the comedy duo currently skyrocketing in popularity with their flashy playboy personas.
Their signature catchphrase? “Pooon pooon!!” Say it with that breezy vibe and delivery, and you might just get through any situation (lol).
They’re such regulars on TV that you can hardly go a day without seeing them, so drop it at the right moment and you’re guaranteed to hype up the crowd.
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Are we drilling or not? (Kansai dialect comedic phrase)
How about performing the skit “Drill Sun no kai? Sen no kai?” which won first place in “Elementary Schoolers’ Choice!! The Hottest Gags Around Us! New Comedy’s Top Picks!!”? In this routine, you press a soft stick against your partner’s chest and twist it like a drill, then, at the moment that seems just right, you fake as if you’re going to drill—but don’t.
This is a bit that doesn’t work without a partner, and it’s important to keep a good rhythm and sync with them when you perform.
Some people don’t like being touched, so pair up with a close friend who’s comfortable with it.
