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One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.

There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.

From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.

Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!

Popular and trending one-liner gags & jokes (21–30)

Are we drilling or not? (Kansai dialect comedic phrase)

Suchiko and Hiroshi Yoshida's “Are you gonna drill or not?” class
Are we drilling or not? (Kansai dialect comedic phrase)

How about performing the skit “Drill Sun no kai? Sen no kai?” which won first place in “Elementary Schoolers’ Choice!! The Hottest Gags Around Us! New Comedy’s Top Picks!!”? In this routine, you press a soft stick against your partner’s chest and twist it like a drill, then, at the moment that seems just right, you fake as if you’re going to drill—but don’t.

This is a bit that doesn’t work without a partner, and it’s important to keep a good rhythm and sync with them when you perform.

Some people don’t like being touched, so pair up with a close friend who’s comfortable with it.

Two outfits and a stomachache

@pmwkga

The moment the whole classroom freezes after a one-shot gag lol#StomachacheBroRecommendationOne-shot gag

♬ Original song – Yuuki – I Can Walk on Stilts

It’s a gag where you step forward asking, “What hurts?” and, while showing two pieces of clothing, you say “stomachache.” The joke hinges on the Japanese pun: two is ‘tsū,’ which sounds like ‘fukutsū’ (stomachache).

Since you only need two garments, you can pull it off anytime—just borrow a friend’s jacket if needed.

The content is simple, so you can perform it for anyone.

However, it’s a very short gag, so it’s crucial to deliver it briskly and with confidence.

When you say the punchline—‘stomachache’—show no embarrassment; strike a funny pose and declare it with flair!

one-shot gagTokai On Air

One-Shot Gag Ranking Top 15 [Tokai On Air]
one-shot gag Tokai On Air

Tokai On Air is a YouTuber group based in Aichi Prefecture that’s also popular among younger generations.

Their videos range from playful content to skits, and among them are one-liner gags.

If you’re worried about overlapping with comedians’ material, be sure to check them out.

Students are the perfect generation for knowing YouTubers, so many kids will likely know them too! Their gags are easy to imitate, so give them a try.

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[Mito Cap] Impersonations So Subtle They Don’t Get Across 2024
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Mr.

Cap Mito’s “You’re gonna do that?” impression videos are a hit.

He does impressions of things everyone knows but never thought to try—and they’re wildly popular.

His clarity and keen eye make you feel like a new genius has arrived.

Among his repertoire, impressions of anime and celebrities are especially easy for people to get, and relatively simple to imitate yourself, so give them a try.

If you perform them in class, you’re sure to get everyone laughing!

Jikabi Sabugini

https://www.tiktok.com/@cowcowofficial/video/6948780355486862594

While saying “Jikabi Sabugini,” we’ll strike various poses.

We recommend keeping the poses simple, easy to imitate, and easy to understand.

Make sure to coordinate your poses closely with the people doing it together.

Since gloomy expressions don’t convey fun very well, it’s key to keep things bright—and even throw in some funny faces.

If you include an unexpected pose that makes people around you think, “That pose?!” it might get everyone roaring with laughter.

Definitely give it a try!

one-shot gagEgashira 2:50

Egashira 2:50 Fires Off His Signature Gags! A Hilarious Photo Session at the Yoyogi Animation Academy 2022 Entrance Ceremony
one-shot gag Egashira 2:50

Egashira 2:50 is popular for his personality and unique comedic style.

His YouTube channel is buzzing, and he’s gaining strong support from younger generations.

So how about trying out some of Egashira 2:50’s gags yourself? I especially recommend “Doon!” and “I’ve got something to say to you.” They pack a punch and are perfect as icebreakers! Some of his gags can be a bit too intense, though, so choose carefully.

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!KUKI KAIDAN Katamari

Kukairadan’s Katamari Mizukawa unveils a rare gag at the Comic Awards, talks manga love with Mogura Suzuki — “Everyone’s Choice TSUTAYA Comic Awards” Ceremony
Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Kukki Kaidan Katamari

Do you know the gag “Saikou! Saikou! Saikou!” by Katamari Mizukawa, the straight man of the 2021 King of Conte champions, Kuukikaidan? Katamari, who usually seems very quiet, suddenly shouts “Saikou! Saikou! Saikou!” in a loud voice, so some people might be surprised.

Even his partner, Mogura, says this gag is pretty rare.

It’s easy for anyone to imitate, so give it a try at school!

Collection of stock jokes by situation (1–10)

Escapism SeriesZun Iio

Casualness and approachability are key! Try incorporating Zun’s Iio-san–style bits into your school life.

It’s perfect if you’re looking for something surreal that makes the laughter slowly creep up on you.

The trick is to casually say your “I wish it were like this” daydreams while staying relaxed.

The material is simple, but it takes word choice and a bit of flair, so keep trying it repeatedly.

If you stick with it, you’ll definitely stand out as a uniquely interesting presence!

Fried rice with leftover ingredients, fried rice.Fusūya

[A Gag You Can Use Starting Tomorrow] A gag for when you’ve had a fight #Shorts
Fried rice made with leftover ingredients, fried rice. Fusouya

This Fuusuuya routine is a slightly longer one-shot gag.

It starts with “Hey, you ate the XX I saved, didn’t you?” Then they argue because the other says they didn’t eat it, and it escalates into a scuffle.

In the end, one of them gets thrown and shouts “Hakkēi!” and they wrap up with a rhythmic “Using the leftover, leftover ingredients, fried rice, fried rice!” ending.

The storyline makes it fun to watch: there’s a touch of tension during the fight, and finishing with the fried rice rhythm gives it a lively, enjoyable punchline.

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[First] Entertainment performed at Yama-1 Grand Prix [Yajimary.]
spray art ヤジマリー

Here’s an introduction to the spray-can act presented by Yajimari, titled “Short Entertainment.” Dressed in a flashy jacket costume, their unique style—finishing the routine by firing a spray can—feels fresh and really gets laughs.

The spray cans are positioned near both hips by the belt, and many people don’t notice them at first, adding an element of surprise.

That unexpected twist leads to laughter, and viewers are likely smiling after their initial shock.

Give it a try yourself!