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One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.

One-liner gags that will have your school in stitches: a collection of bits to make you the class favorite.
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There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.

From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.

Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!

Popular and trending one-shot gags & jokes compilation (1–10)

People whose 〇〇 changes after watching ‘National Treasure’

People whose way of turning on the TV changes after watching the movie “National Treasure.” #NationalTreasure #RyoYoshizawa #relatable #Akizo
People whose 〇〇 changes after watching 'National Treasure'

A unique idea where you fully become the protagonist of a buzzworthy movie! In the video, the skit is set up so that after watching the film “National Treasure,” the person is so influenced by it that their everyday gestures and movements change.

It’s the kind of humor that makes friends and teachers who know your usual behavior want to chime in with playful jabs.

The key is to consciously mind your posture and mannerisms as you embody the main character! It’s an idea that should be easy to incorporate into school life and after-school time, don’t you think? Definitely give it a try!

Long-sleeve, please.Diane Tsuda

Detective Tsuda’s “Please give me long sleeves” has been nominated for Buzzword of the Year!! #tenkinda #PleaseGiveMeLongSleeves #DetectiveTsuda #DianeTsuda #WednesdayDowntown
Long-sleeve, please. Diane Tsuda

Let’s try using a famous quote that was born from a popular TV show segment! The phrase “Nagazode wo kudasai” (“Please give me long sleeves”), said by Tsuda from the comedy duo Diane, has been getting attention as a simple yet impactful line.

The way he delivers it—taking a brief pause and saying it calmly, even though the surrounding conversation is fast-paced and loud—really makes viewers laugh.

If you adapt and use it at just the right moment when you want your opinion to be accepted in conversations with friends or teachers, it could completely change a tense atmosphere!

Over-the-top song bitEiko Kano

[Clip] Chidori’s Kusesugo — Lord EIKO — A Small Love Song — See? lololololololol
Over-the-top song bit Ekko Kano

It’s a unique idea to arrange a song and perform it! In the video, Eiko Kano performs Mongol800’s signature song “Chiisana Koi no Uta” along with guitar, right? He starts by singing with the same pitch and rhythm as the original, then gradually tweaks the pitch at the ends of phrases, which really draws you in.

Toward the latter half, aim for a dynamic arrangement that makes you want to exclaim, “It sounds totally different from the original!” That kind of arrangement is sure to be addictive.

The key is to pick a famous song that everyone knows.

Huff huff

Ehh-hoh Ehh-hoh Barn Owl #cute #pet #animal #baby #aiart
Huff huff

Let’s get hyped with a meme that’s been blowing up on social media! Various internet memes have been trending, especially on SNS.

This time, let’s try adapting the meme where a baby barn owl delivers a message to everyone in rhythm.

For example, adding relatable bits like common school moments or quirky teacher habits—things listeners can easily picture—will make it more engaging.

Plus, wearing white scarves, cardigans, or costumes and adding some movement will create impact and really amp up the excitement!

This is bad, really bad.Tetsurō Degawa

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This is bad, really bad. Tetsuro Degawa

Degawa Tetsurō’s gag “Yabai yo, yabai yo,” famous for its realistic reactions and comedy, is sure to be a hit at school! It’s a gag you can use in all kinds of school situations, and the key is how it conveys the real vibe of the moment with a strong sense of being live.

Plus, its simple wording makes it easy for friends around you to understand what the gag is.

Definitely try using it as a quick one-shot joke to liven up the mood at school!

Results announcement!Masatoshi Hamada

It’s the famous gag “Results announcement!” that Masatoshi Hamada often used on TV, and it’s something you can use in everyday life too.

Lots of people imitate it, and it really hypes things up, especially when announcing game scores or doing drumroll-style reveals.

At school, it would be a hit as a quick one-liner during events like sports festivals and culture festivals, or even when drawing lots to decide seats or roles.

When you use it, make sure to speak up loud and clear—don’t be shy, and do it with confidence!

Sure!Akira of the comedy duo Mizutama Reppu-tai

Sure 😂 Full version? #YoshimotoShinkigeki #YoshimotoNewComedy #NambaGrandKagetsu #Comedy #MBS #NGK #shorts
Sure! Mizutama Reppu-tai Aki

When it comes to easy, crowd-pleasing comedy you can work into everyday life, how about taking inspiration from Yoshimoto Shinkigeki? In the video, a problem breaks out between two people, and Aki from Mizutama Reppu-tai gets furious and yells.

But as soon as the other person apologizes with a “Sorry,” his attitude flips, and he responds with a gentle “It’s okay,” both in tone and expression.

That contrast makes you laugh, right? It’s a great idea to use when a light argument with a close friend cools down and the other person backs down.

The key is how quickly you switch from a serious expression to a kind, calm one!