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学校で爆笑を誘う一発ギャグ。クラスの人気者になれるネタ集

There are times during recess or after school when you just want to change the vibe a little, right? In those moments, having a quick one-liner you can whip out can instantly brighten up the atmosphere in your class! But many people might be wondering, “I don’t know what kind of jokes will land…” That’s why this article introduces a wide variety of one-shot gags you can use at school.

From simple phrase-based jokes and physical bits to song-based material, it’s packed with ideas you can enjoy with your friends.

Find your favorites and make your school life even more fun!

定番・有名一発ギャグまとめ(21〜30)

Peekaboo-sanひょっこりはん

【大大大公開】ひょっこり新聞のつくり方 ひょっこりはん
Peekaboo-sanひょっこりはん

This is a gag by the comedian Hyokkori-han.

He pops his face out from various places in time with the music while saying, “Hai, Hyokkori-han.” If you sing the music yourself, it seems like a gag you could do anywhere at school.

If you’re worried it won’t come across, try wearing a tank top and glasses like Hyokkori-han!

I’m totally falling for you!Wエンジンチャンカワイ

橋本環奈のツンデレ応援にチャンカワイ「惚れてまうやろー!」 『アフラックの健康応援医療保険』新CM「あなたの健康を応援したい:バス」篇
I’m totally falling for you!Wエンジンチャンカワイ

It’s a one-shot gag by the comedy duo W Engine’s Chankawai.

In a slightly cheesy situation or when something unexpected happens, you playfully retort to the other person with, “I’m gonna fall for you!” It’s even better if you say it while gazing into each other’s eyes! There are many variations of “I’m gonna fall for you!” in different scenarios, so check out video sites for reference.

定番・有名一発ギャグまとめ(31〜40)

This is hopeless.いかりや長助

ドリフ大爆笑 だめだこりゃ 怒涛の106連発!
This is hopeless.いかりや長助

It’s a gag by Ikariya Chosuke of The Drifters.

There’s probably no other gag that fits so perfectly as a closing catchphrase as this “Dame da, korya” (“Well, this is hopeless”).

Even people who aren’t good at doing gags could probably pull this one off! It’s a gag you can show off at school as soon as tomorrow.

Chaaたむらけんじ

This is a signature gag by Kenji Tamura, who is active mainly in the Kansai region on variety shows and the like.

It’s a simple bit where he puts on a cute-sounding voice and just says “chaa,” and a key point is that he holds that pose for a while.

It’s not the kind of gag with one-shot knock-out power, but if you guide the flow up to that point well, it neatly ties the talk together.

Precisely because it’s simple, the timing of the gag is easy for those around you to catch, so it’s a handy gag to use when you want to put a pause or paragraph in the conversation.

Since it’s sometimes treated as a gag that’s supposed to ‘bomb’ by default, it’s probably easier to adopt for people who won’t lose their cool even if the room goes quiet.

It’s Osamu-chan!ザ・ぼんちぼんちおさむ

This is the self-introduction gag of Bonchi Osamu, the boke of the comedy duo The Bonchi, and it’s used as the opener for their manzai.

He belts out a loud “Osamu-chan desu!” and the sheer power, like he’s projecting all the way to the back of the room, is the charm.

The build-up to the self-intro is also a key point: by repeating the initial “O” sound, it heightens the audience’s anticipation about what phrase is going to pop out.

The contrast between the low, growling lead-in and the triumphant self-introduction creates surprise and laughter.

How long you keep repeating the growling phrase also matters—the longer you keep it going, the bigger the contrast you can create.

It’s fun to push it to the limit and see how far you can take it.

Komanecchiビートたけし

コマネチの正しい角度(DailyPortalZ)
Komanecchiビートたけし

Takeshi Kitano has recently been active as a film director and cultural figure.

Despite that calm demeanor, whenever Beat Takeshi appears on a comedy show, his explosive energy reminds you why he’s a true giant of the comedy world.

Many younger people might not know this, but Beat Takeshi originally played the funny-man (boke) in the manzai duo “Two Beat.” His “Komaneci” gag imitates Romanian gymnast Nadia Comăneci’s leotard pose.

It’s the ultimate one-shot gag, so save it for just the right moment! And whatever you do, don’t perform it in front of someone you like.

Heave-ho!フースーヤ

【ナッシングトゥーマッチ】フースーヤ×リアルアカウントで、あのネタもやってくれました!【週マガ】
Heave-ho!フースーヤ

An owarai comedy duo, Fusuya, whose catchphrases “Nothing too much” and “Oh my Godfather descends” make absolutely no sense, yet their brisk pace makes you burst out laughing—and you get hooked on how good the words feel.

After the catchphrase, the two of them immediately chime in together with a “Yoisho!” You do get overwhelmed by the rapid-fire words and movements, but how about trying that yourselves? Let’s give it a shot with the expectation that even if you say things that make no sense, the vibe alone will get a laugh!